brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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