I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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