This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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