And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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