I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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