So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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I could fuck to npr.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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