I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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