We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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