I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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