there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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