STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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