No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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