oh god the rape fog is back!
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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