Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
