Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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