I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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