Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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