Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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