Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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