Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Semen is not good for contacts.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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