so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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