Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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