I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy