I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Dick very happy bro