awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this