Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!