your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.