Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.