I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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