And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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