you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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