***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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