I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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