i will never coherently bang her
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Who died my cat blue again?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
