Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Its about making memories worth repressing
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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