he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
