idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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