I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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