dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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