Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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