Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
