i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Is it because I queefed?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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