so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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