i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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