Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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