I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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