It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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