just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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