No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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