I can tuck mytits in my pants
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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