I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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