Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you win again, gameday.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
And then he peed in my hair
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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