the new term for farting is butt boxing.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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