Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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