do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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