32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
