accomplished twins. life is a go
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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